It is “Thanksgiving” today in the Satanic US of A. For those who don’t know Thanksgiving is a holiday in which the obese American masses get together with family and stuff their bloated gullets with starchy food and parasite infested bird meat, all while pretending they have some sort of vague sense of gratitude for their pathetically miserable lives.

That is why it is not surprising to see “Bones” star Emily Deschanel getting together today with her sister “New Girl” star Zooey Deschanel to pose naked for their annual slutty Christmas card.

Yes with Thanksgiving day comes the start of the Christmas season in the USA, and sister sluts Emily and Zooey Deschanel appear poised to spread not only holiday cheer but also their legs. After seeing this naked photo it is clear that there is certainly no need for mistletoe at the Deschanel house, as Emily and Zooey are looking to get their lady stockings stuffed with male yule log early and often.

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Victoria’s Secret super model Nina Agdal prostitutes her tight Danish ass in a thong swimsuit in the GIF above.

Like many virile Muslim men I’ve had my eye on Nina Agdal for a while now to determine if she is worthy of the tremendous honor of serving as one of my concubines. However, after seeing the Nina Agdal thong GIF above I was still undecided about what to do with her… that is until I purchased the new book from Bjarke Johansen titled “100 Great Danes”, mistakenly thinking it was a book about large dogs.

Imagine my chagrin and outrage when I flipped through the book only to see page after page of naked long-limbed Scandinavian women, along with the nude photos of Nina Agdal below. Needless to say Nina Agdal jumped from my “possible concubine” list to the “definitely lapidate” list rather quickly.

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Scarlett Johansson poses nude by a large window in Missouri in the scandalous photo above.

Clearly Scarlett Johansson is purposefully prostituting her big naked white ass against this window in the hopes that it will extract a large gang of rampaging Sub-Saharans who are looking to take out their frustrations about the shooting of Michael Brown in Ferguson by ravaging a slutty white woman’s stink holes.

Chunky bleached blonde white girls with low standards and even lower morals are irresistible to your average abid, so no doubt Scarlett soon had them swarming all over her like flies on shit. Let us hope that they treated Scarlett’s lady parts the same way they treated stores in Ferguson, and after they got what they wanted and hollowed it out they burned that bitch down.

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Back in 2007 Kim Kardashian posed nude for Playboy magazine. Then in 2011 a handful of outtakes from her Playboy photo shoot were put online. Now 7 years after the original Playboy photo shoot, all of the Kim Kardashian nude outtakes have finally been leaked online and can be seen below in all of their depraved glory.

Yes the mostly un-airbrushed sloppy outtake nude photos from Kim Kardashian’s Playboy spread have been released below, and as expected Kim looks monstrous as she displays her misshapen naked body while chewing on some anal beads and wearing her gypsy Armenian grandmother’s back hair as a shawl.

If Playboy had a refined aesthetic sense like us righteous Muslims then they would have made all of their naked Kim Kardashian pictures outtakes, and burned the negatives so no one could ever again suffer these horrific sights… Of course they also should have shot Kim with an AK-47 instead of a camera, but that is probably asking too much from the hopeless degenerate geriatric Hugh Hefner.

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Jennifer Aniston kneels in the nude (a woman’s most natural position) while drawing herself a bath in the photo above.

Of course any bath with Jennifer Aniston in it is quite literally a “whore’s bath”. Jennifer better get that bath water scolding hot to properly delouse her cum encrusted lady bits, as she has been a single slut in heathen Hollywood for so many years now that her barren baby cave must be festering with all sorts of exotic venereal diseases.

While it is good to see in this nude photo that Jennifer Aniston is finally taking her hygiene seriously, one can not help but feel that a simple bath is inadequate to thoroughly clean her. Yes, at this point in Jennifer’s degenerate life only being doused in battery acid will fully cleanse her body. Besides, an acid bath would have the added benefit of allowing Jennifer a jump start on her eternity of burning in the hellfire to purify her soul.

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The Olsen twins Mary-Kate and Ashley pose nude while kissing in Santa hats in this naughty Christmas card photo.

It is good to see that when Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are not getting pawed by the liver spot riddled hands of their creepy old man boyfriends (aged 44 and 47 respectively), they are keeping up their other favorite childhood pastime of fondling each others naked bodies.

Yes there is nothing like the bond between twins, and Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen have shown that theirs is still as strong as ever with this nude Christmas card. No doubt their incestual lesboqueer love for each other will continue on into the new year, and for many years to come as they never lose the taste for each others nearly genetically identical lady bits. Also, it is a further certainty that this nude Olsen twins Christmas card will end up in TV dad Bob Saget’s sock drawer.

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Emma Watson gets her tight nude body oiled up and rubbed down by a busty woman in the photo above.

Emma appears to be blissfully relaxed and extremely aroused, as she lays face up naked on a towel while this woman massages her perky little breasts. No doubt after kneading Emma’s tits and tweaking her nipples, this bosomy masseuse will continue to slowly work her hands down Emma’s body caressing every nook and cranny.

If Emma sprang for the happy ending (which she almost certainly did), the masseuse will entice Emma to further heights of erotic anticipation by gently tracing the outline of Emma’s lady lips with her fingers before slowly running one up Emma’s slit to her clit. Once she is rubbing her clit the masseuse will further tease, tantalize, and titillate Emma by barely applying pressure as she massages her sin bean around and around until Emma is riving and spasming in orgasmic ecstasy.

When Emma finally finishes climaxing she will slip a crisp $5 bill between the masseuses breasts, and confirm that she’ll be back next week for regular appointment.

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As heathen Hollywood descends further and further into peddling depravity, it is the duty of us righteous Muslims to pay close attention to the harlots they employ so that we know who to lapidate first once we conquer the West.

That is why we have compiled the top 10 celebrity nude scenes for 2014. As you can see in the videos below, this was an epic year of nude degeneracy in both movies and television.

#10 Cameron Diaz – “Sex Tape”

#9 Shailene Woodley – “White Bird in a Blizzard”

#8 Keri Russell – “The Americans”

#7 Nathalie Emmanuel – “Game of Thrones”

#6 Lizzy Caplan – “Masters of Sex”

#5 Eva Green – “300: Rise of an Empire”

#4 Scarlett Johansson – “Under The Skin”

#3 Olivia Wilde – “Third Person”

#2 Stacy Martin – “Nymphomaniac”

#1 Alexandra Daddario – “True Detective”

#Bonus Lea Seydoux & Adele Exarchopoulos – “Blue Is The Warmest Color”

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R&B songstress Ashanti along with her “Murder, Inc.” labelmate Ja Rule ruled the music charts for much of the early 2000’s. However before Ashanti made it big in music she paid her bills by appearing in a ghetto porn shoot called “Brooklyn Bitches”.

When Ashanti struck it rich in music she secretly and successfully bought back the rights to the porn video, but not before a trailer of her performance was saved online. The video below is that trailer from Ashanti’s long lost porn.

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Selena Gomez spreads her legs while laying in bed in the nude photo above.

Leave it to a typical lazy Mexican like Selena Gomez to not even bother getting out of bed after her “siesta” to prostitute her sinful nude body. I guess Selena figures that if she airs out her lady hole the smell of rotten flautas and refried beans will attract her male suitors.

It is one thing for Selena Gomez to be a brazen Jezebel, but she does not have to be slothful about it. Take pride in your work Selena, and go out there and whore that ass as you have been trained to do since your days working on the Disney channel. For remember the old Mexican saying, “the donkey will not come to you, you must go to the donkey”.

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Angelina Jolie spreads her legs and shows off her righteously hairy lady cave in the nude photo above.

Obviously all the time Angelina Jolie has spent in the civilized Islamic world doing “charity work” (*cough servicing Muslim manhoods) for the UN has paid off, as she has the beginnings of a halal pubic bush brewing between her legs.

Yes unlike her Western whore contemporaries, Angelina has learned that there is nothing more erotic then a thick coat of musty dark black pubic hair covering a woman’s shameful cock bucket, and that the sight of bare lady bits is grotesque to both us pious Muslims and to Allah himself.

Of course Angelina still has a ways to go before her hairy pubic burka is complete, as ideally it should descend down from her belly button and completely engulf her vagina and much of her ass. However, she is certainly well on her way to getting were she needs to be.

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Screencaps of a Reese Witherspoon nude scene from her new movie “Wild” have just been leaked online and are posted below.

It has been quite a few years since Reese Witherspoon showed her tits on film, and the old girls appear to be holding up pretty well. Of course to limit the sag factor they have to be filmed when Reese is laying down, but at least they do not completely slide over to her armpits like a pair of runny sunny side up eggs.

Yes Reese Witherspoon looks surprisingly not horrible in these screencaps from her new nude scene in the movie “Wild”. While she is certainly not concubine material, I would consider letting Reese suck my finger clean after I finished checking my camel’s prostate, as the man in this scene appears to be doing.

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British supermodel Cara Delevingne gets naked and shares her favorite holiday tradition of getting wasted and pissing into the punch bowl in the new issue of Delicious magazine.

Cara Develvingne reveals that the secret to her family’s famous spicy holiday punch is to get trashed on gin and peppermint schnapps and then urinate into a giant bowl of apple cider. Cara claims that the heavy stench of ammonia from her liquor induced piss adds the aromatics needed to really capture the spirit of the holiday season. Plus with Cara’s urine checking in at a respectable 40% alcohol it will certainly provide more than enough kick to induce some serious Christmas cheer.

You’ll just have to buy the magazine to see what other holiday tips Cara Delevingne serves up, but lets just say it is well worth the money as there is a particularly interesting craft project involving a pine cone and Cara’s anus that people will enjoy.

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Scarlett Johansson gets naked while sporting festive red hair in the photo above.

Scarlett has been known to switch between being a blonde and a redhead depending upon her mood, so it is not surprising to see her going red on top for the Christmas season… Especially since it goes nicely with the green ooze that constantly leaks out of her cock bucket from all the VDs she’s contracted in her years in heathen Hollywood.

Yes Scarlett Johansson is a walking Christmas decoration in this redheaded nude photo. No doubt she will soon find a candy cane pole inside of her stuffing her lady stocking while she works a big black yule log up her chimney and gets it filled with a load of warm creamy nog. ‘Tis the season after all.

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On the eve of the holiest of Christian holidays, Selena Gomez poses nude as an angel in the photo above.

Clearly with this heavenly Christmas Eve nude photo, Selena Gomez is trying to portray herself as a slutty Mexican version of the angel Gabriel, who led the three wise men to the manger were the baby Jesus was born.

Of course instead of leading wise men to a manger with promises of the birth of a savior, this Christmas Eve Selena Gomez will be leading horny John’s to the alley behind a Taco Bell with promises of $5 BJs. Coincidentally though the dumpster in the alley will contain Selena’s latest “accident” baby named Jesus. Feliz Navidad!

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Jessica Alba perches herself on her windowsill like a pie cooling in the breeze while naked with her legs spread wide in the photo above.

Of course just like a pie Jessica Alba’s innards are warm and moist. However, unlike most pies she stinks like dog farts in a dirty Taco Bell bathroom, and if you eat her you will almost certainly contract a nasty case of mouth herpes.

Yes one can not help but feel sorry for the hapless hobo who happens upon Jessica Alba naked on this windowsill, and makes the terrible mistake of helping himself to a piece. Certainly no Muslim man would ever be so foolish, for the world is full of many delicious temptations for us (like dancing boys with soft olive skin or goats with magnificent udders), but Jessica Alba naked is certainly not one of them.

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As we learned from the atrocious amount of celebrity nudity we witnessed in 2014, there is seemingly no limit to the depths of depravity that infidel whores in Hollywood will sink to.

With the coming of the New Year we should expect this degeneracy to intensify, as the Hollywood harlots become even more brazen in their immoral ways. As evidence of this, take this new photo above of actress Megan Fox showing off her sinful nude sex organs while in a white corset.

Even though Megan Fox clearly has no future in Hollywood due to her severe lack of acting talent, she continues to inflict us with her sickening bare feminine body. If this is the type of sluttery we are getting from a washed up has-been like Megan Fox, one shudders to think of what sort of displays we will be seeing from stars that are still relevant or are up and coming in 2015. Though rest assured my Muslim brothers that Allah will never give us more celebrity nudity then we can handle. Praise be onto him!

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A sex tape music video featuring former Nickelodeon star Victoria Justice appears to have just been leaked to the Web.

As you can see in the video below, a cock hungry Victoria Justice prances around while fantasizing about performing various sexual acts with her best friend’s brother.

Women are naturally weak both in spirit and in mind, so a woman with an unshorn clit like Victoria Justice really stands no chance against sinful sexual desires and will be in a constant state of arousal. What Victoria should be pining for is her best friend’s barber not her best friend’s brother. For he is the one that can lop off her sin bean and free her from her compulsive carnal yearning.

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The photo above of Mila Kunis enjoying some anal at a New Year’s eve party has just been leaked online.

What better way for a degenerate slut like Mila Kunis to ring in the New Year, then for her to get her anus stretched on camera like this. No doubt Mila getting her ass pounded will now become a beloved New Year’s tradition which she will cherish for years to come, or at least until her pummeled rectum prolapses out of her butt.

Yes you can forget a ball drop, Mila Kunis wants balls smacking her ass cheeks as she takes it deep in her Hershey highway when the clock strikes midnight. And instead of singing “Auld Lang Syne” Mila will be yowling like an alley cat as her backdoor is busted open at the start of every new year.

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Super models Doutzen Kroes and Marisa Miller pose nude for photographer Russell James’ “Angels” photo shoot in the photos below.

This “Angels” photo shoot by Rusell James appears to be nothing more than black and white photos of the world’s top models laying around naked. Of course outside of being a virile Muslim cocksman the easiest way to get Western women naked is to tell them you are a photographer and shooting black and white nudes for “art”.

As you can see in the photos below, that line worked on Doutzen Kroes as she eagerly stripped naked for the camera. However, to her credit she did get a little suspicious when the lighting guy stuck his dick in her ass, but when he explained it was all part of the “art” she winced and willing took it like a champ.

Veteran model Marisa Miller was a little more skeptical than Doutzen. However, her worries were squelched when the crew spit all over her glorious bulbous tits and stuck some sand to them. Thus assuring Marisa that she wasn’t really naked, and that they were making a powerful commentary on man’s connection to nature.

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